R.I.P.D.
Is Just OK
Every once in
a while, certain actors get christened as "the new somebody-somebody."
When Russell Crowe first hit around the time of "L.A. Confidential,"
he was "the new Marlon Brando." When Matthew McConaughey nabbed the
lead role in "A Time to Kill," several publications heralded him as
"the new Paul Newman." If Ryan Reynolds isn't careful, he's going to
turn into "the new Ben Affleck... circa 1998 to 2004." The man has appeared
in a lot of disposable Tinseltown product in the last few years. He
hasn't quite reached the Affleckian lows of "Gigli," "Surviving Christmas,"
and "Jersey Girl," but he has fallen into that trap of being "Bland,
Generic Hollywood Leading Man." Like Affleck was in his Daredevil/Jack
Ryan years, Reynolds has become the go-to, second-string lead when Brad
Pitt, Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr. pass on projects. He should have
passed on his latest film, the big-budget supernatural buddy cop flick
"R.I.P.D." Why? Because the movie would have been better off without
him. Every buddy flick sorely needs both the buddies to be distinct
personalities... distinctly mismatched personalities, that is. The film
is drawing comparisons to "Men in Black." Well, that film worked because
Tommy Lee Jones was SO Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith was SO Will Smith.
It was interesting to see their two personas play off each other. In
"R.I.P.D." - about deceased cops teaming up to apprehend evil souls
who have escaped Judgment and fled back to Earth - Jeff Bridges came
to play as one-half of the buddy team. He is awesome as Roy, an 1800s
Old West lawman that effortlessly melds Bridges' "True Grit" and "Big
Lebowski" characters into something hilarious and distinct. Ryan Reynolds?
He's Nick, a cop from today. He has a wife. He's tall, good-looking.
He... zzzzzzzzz. It's too bad, because "R.I.P.D." definitely has its
moments of wit and fun. It's derivative, escapist fluff with the souls
of "Men in Black," "Ghost" and "Ghostbusters" possessing the script
throughout. But if you are a Bridges fan, I could almost recommend this
film on his performance alone. Mary Louise Parker is also quite funny
in what is essentially the Rip Torn role here, head of the Rest in Peace
Department. And Kevin Bacon again makes for a slimy villain, playing
a crooked cop with an agenda that fits in nicely with the main plot
of dark forces looking to literally unleash Hell on Earth. I just spent
too much of this flick wishing it was better. There are some truly shoddy
visual effects throughout, with extremely cartoony digital characters
running rampant on the very real streets of Boston. Never once is it
believable in this flick when Bridges and Reynolds get into gun battles
with these digital "Dead-o's." The film also misses some golden opportunities
for humor, with the rules of the R.I.P.D. requiring Roy and Nick to
take on new human-form avatars whenever they return to Earth on their
missions. Roy appears as hot model Marissa Miller, and Nick appears
as 80-something character actor James Hong. The bits involving THIS
mismatched pair work and work really well. Unfortunately, they are very
few and far between as we continue to see Bridges and Reynolds for most
of the screen time (although watching burly workmen ogle and wolf-whistle
Bridges in full Western get-up as he walks by is one of the year's funnier
images). But for a studio dump job (a late July release with no formal
critics' screenings), I have to say that "R.I.P.D." was MUCH better
than I thought it would be. My final take? Wait for this flick's Afterlife
on DVD/pay-per-view.
"R.I.P.D."
is rated PG-13 for violence, sci-fi/fantasy action, some sensuality
and language including sexual references.
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