Not worth buying this ‘House’...but maybe renting someday
(Updated on Sept. 28)
- By Teddy Durgin -
“The House With a Clock in Its Walls” may have been a great book by John Bellairs. But as a movie, it’s quite confused about what it wants to be. From my perspective, it tries to be three films in one -- a supernatural mystery, a serious drama about losing one’s family, and an outright horror film. Director Eli Roth just can’t bring them together to form a cohesive whole.
There are definitely things I admired about this movie. I liked that it didn’t update the story from 1955 to the modern day. Because it takes place in the ‘50s where the local cinema plays a cheesy creature feature and boys and girls thrill to the new invention of TV and their serialized sci-fi and adventure shows, there is a certain gee-whiz element and belief in magic untainted by 21st century cynicism that comes across in its best passages.
I also liked that the film took its time to set its table. It has some faith in its audience to not want to get to the spectacle and pyrotechnics right away and instead introduces three intriguing characters — Lewis (Owen Vaccaro), a newly orphaned 10-year-old boy; Jonathan (Jack Black), Lewis’ oddball uncle who has been charged with taking of the kid after his parents died in a car accident; and Mrs Zimmerman (Cate Blanchett), Jonathan’s mysterious neighbor.
Most of the action takes place in the titular manor that Jonathan maintains — a house that is full of clocks, features a large stained glass window that changes images with the twists of the plot, has a chair that seems to be the family pet, and a large cabinet that Jonathan tells Lewis to never open. And, yes, the house seems to have a certain consciousness with weird groans at night. Could the ticking clock in the walls possibly be a beating heart? A trapped soul? Or something more ... sinister?
Lewis is our through line into the story. We see things unfold through his eyes. Through him and with him, we discover that Jonathan is an actual warlock and Mrs. Zimmerman is an actual witch. Fortunately, they’re really just a couple of bickering friends who seem to be protecting the secrets of the house in order to safeguard their small Michigan town and possibly the world.
This is all good stuff ... eh, to a point. The problem is indeed balance. For me, the most interesting element was the character dynamics. Lewis lost his mom and dad, and Mrs. Zimmerman somehow lost her husband and daughter. We learn a lot about Lewis and his trauma, but very little about Zimmerman’s tragic past. The key relationship in the film really should have been the two of them instead of Lewis and his uncle. In fact, the film only half-heartedly brings them together as kindred spirits late and keeps Blanchett on the sidelines for a key part of the climax.
Similarly, the relationship between Jonathan and Mrs. Zimmerman remains vague. Black and Blanchett don’t have enough chemistry for the film to convincingly put them together as romantic interests, even though that’s what’s hinted at late. It doesn’t even really go into specifics about how these two wound up living next door to each other or how deep or long their friendship goes back.
The mystery of the house and the film’s central villain (played by Kyle MacLachlan) works well. But Roth goes a bit too intense with the scary movie/horror elements here. Best known for his garish, often sickening, and extreme horror flicks like “Hostel” and “The Green Inferno,” Roth is just not the guy to be goosing your kids with jump scares, re-animated corpses. and apocalyptic doomsday scenarios. His action climax is pretty relentless, and at least a couple of young overwhelmed kids had to be led out by their parents at the screening I attended.
A mixed review, for sure. For a movie with a clock at its center, it sure did have a lot of people around me checking the times on their cell phones. That’s always fun for the old corneas. But, hey, at least it kept my eyes from getting sleepy.
- By Teddy Durgin -
“The House With a Clock in Its Walls” may have been a great book by John Bellairs. But as a movie, it’s quite confused about what it wants to be. From my perspective, it tries to be three films in one -- a supernatural mystery, a serious drama about losing one’s family, and an outright horror film. Director Eli Roth just can’t bring them together to form a cohesive whole.
There are definitely things I admired about this movie. I liked that it didn’t update the story from 1955 to the modern day. Because it takes place in the ‘50s where the local cinema plays a cheesy creature feature and boys and girls thrill to the new invention of TV and their serialized sci-fi and adventure shows, there is a certain gee-whiz element and belief in magic untainted by 21st century cynicism that comes across in its best passages.
I also liked that the film took its time to set its table. It has some faith in its audience to not want to get to the spectacle and pyrotechnics right away and instead introduces three intriguing characters — Lewis (Owen Vaccaro), a newly orphaned 10-year-old boy; Jonathan (Jack Black), Lewis’ oddball uncle who has been charged with taking of the kid after his parents died in a car accident; and Mrs Zimmerman (Cate Blanchett), Jonathan’s mysterious neighbor.
Most of the action takes place in the titular manor that Jonathan maintains — a house that is full of clocks, features a large stained glass window that changes images with the twists of the plot, has a chair that seems to be the family pet, and a large cabinet that Jonathan tells Lewis to never open. And, yes, the house seems to have a certain consciousness with weird groans at night. Could the ticking clock in the walls possibly be a beating heart? A trapped soul? Or something more ... sinister?
Lewis is our through line into the story. We see things unfold through his eyes. Through him and with him, we discover that Jonathan is an actual warlock and Mrs. Zimmerman is an actual witch. Fortunately, they’re really just a couple of bickering friends who seem to be protecting the secrets of the house in order to safeguard their small Michigan town and possibly the world.
This is all good stuff ... eh, to a point. The problem is indeed balance. For me, the most interesting element was the character dynamics. Lewis lost his mom and dad, and Mrs. Zimmerman somehow lost her husband and daughter. We learn a lot about Lewis and his trauma, but very little about Zimmerman’s tragic past. The key relationship in the film really should have been the two of them instead of Lewis and his uncle. In fact, the film only half-heartedly brings them together as kindred spirits late and keeps Blanchett on the sidelines for a key part of the climax.
Similarly, the relationship between Jonathan and Mrs. Zimmerman remains vague. Black and Blanchett don’t have enough chemistry for the film to convincingly put them together as romantic interests, even though that’s what’s hinted at late. It doesn’t even really go into specifics about how these two wound up living next door to each other or how deep or long their friendship goes back.
The mystery of the house and the film’s central villain (played by Kyle MacLachlan) works well. But Roth goes a bit too intense with the scary movie/horror elements here. Best known for his garish, often sickening, and extreme horror flicks like “Hostel” and “The Green Inferno,” Roth is just not the guy to be goosing your kids with jump scares, re-animated corpses. and apocalyptic doomsday scenarios. His action climax is pretty relentless, and at least a couple of young overwhelmed kids had to be led out by their parents at the screening I attended.
A mixed review, for sure. For a movie with a clock at its center, it sure did have a lot of people around me checking the times on their cell phones. That’s always fun for the old corneas. But, hey, at least it kept my eyes from getting sleepy.